It annoys me that I have to just like stuff cause I don’t wanna post it cause so many people I know follow me and I don’t want them to aee
with every worthless word we get more faaaaaaaaar awayyyyyyyyyyy love maroon 5 lalala
Zayn: Liam is like our daddy.
Niall: I can take care of myself.
Liam: You got lost in the shopping centre.
Niall: I got lost because I wanted to.
clavid: apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
someone else: *sneezes*
teacher: bless you
students: bless you
principal: bless you
class hamster: bless you
jesus: bless you
god: bless you
tupac: bless you
Anonymous asked: whats this about eating golf clubs?
Anonymous asked: is it true that you ate a golf club?
never gets old
repress: ive been using YOLO way too frequently to make decisions and it needs to stop
Okay it's official: I will die alone.
Never give in — never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or...– Winston Churchill, in a speech given at Harrow School, Harrow, England, October 29, 1941 (via wethreefossils)
moord: i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
i think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
do you ever kind of think about how weird life is like wow how strange is that we’re alive right now it’s so cool and it makes no sense and then you stare at your hands and laugh because wtf hands