your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.