your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
you’re welcome
(via stellalousie)
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via bull-shittery)
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via laurrrrrrren)
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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
(Source: cayde, via laurrrrrrren)
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